The Boroughs of Lincoln
Small Dave and Dr. Loud take your trembling hand and walk you through the beautiful, pristine city of Lincoln Nebraska one borough at a time. *NSFW* Artwork by our dear friends Lori Allison and Hannah Demma. Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and Dr. Loud. Produced by Dr. Loud
The Boroughs of Lincoln
Capitol Beach
Wow, your hosts really don’t like this borough. Capitol Beach gets the bad treatment in this one. They talk about the killer insect species that dwell in and terrorize Capitol Beach, and they talk about the dredgings. The bacterial elements, giant plumes, cannibal fishes. Small Dave literally eats peanuts in the microphone the whole time because he knows that’s how legion likes it in Capitol Beach. Small Dave tells a touching story about his father, who also thought Capitol Beach was a shitfuckhouse. The dudes even try, as a thought exercise, to imagine any redeeming qualities of Capitol Beach, which brings them to the only good thing to ever come from the area, the original D’Leon’s, which probably technically is in West O, so fuck Capitol Beach.
Hosted by Small Dave Merritt and the Benevolent Dr. Loud
Produced by Dr. Loud. Music by Shaun the Loud except where noted:
Reproduction of music by Matt Ihrig from Corrupt Officials “I Got Shit.”
Corrupt Officials. “I Got Shit.” New Blues: Da Cooling Stage, Compound Recordings, 2006.
Beach Boys. “Surfin’ Safari.” Surfin’ Safari, Capitol Records, 1962.
DJ Assault. “Georgia Stomp.” Georgia Stomp by DJ Assault, Open Music Archive, 2013.
